Wednesday, January 28, 2009

not with a bang, but a whimper

Signs of the impending apocalypse (heard during my elliptical workout at the Y yesterday morning):

-- It rained dead birds in Esperance, Australia and then Austin, Texas, within the span of three weeks.

-- The latest teen fad is a game called "punch out," whose rules are self-evident.

-- Joe Torre, baseball's Gentleman Manager, just published a tell-all memoir. Guess that's what living in L.A. does to your sense of ethics.

1 comment:

chris said...

Good, cause we need a new roof and our van needs $2000.00 worth of repairs. Let's just get this Apocalypse over with NOW before anything else goes wrong.